A man's cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.Gamekeeper shouts, 'Dinnae drink thon water min, it's foo o' coo's shite n pish.'
Man replies, 'My good fellow, I'm English ....repeat that in English.'
Gamekeeper replies, 'I said use both hands - you get more that way.'
received in an e-mail today, cheers Fiona!
apologies to those South of the Border.
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;-) (I've got enough Scottish left in me yet to appreciate!)
Very funny Claire.Thanks for the Award.I linked back to your blog.I love the snowy Daffodils.Its been wet and cold down here but no snow :)
Too funny, Claire! I cracked up, waking up the cats who have given up on me coming to bed and are dozing in my office.
Thank you for the award. I'm on deadlines and running way beehind to boot, but I'll try to deal with sharing the love around sometime in the next week or so.
Wildside, i hope it doesn't offend anybdy but i did laugh!
Snappy, you're welcome! and the snow was gone by 10.30.
Jodi, waking up poor kitties! good luck with your deadlines, I'm dure you'll be fine.
Even over here in Yank land, that's too funny.
LOL!
That is very funny! However, it's probably a true story too :)
possibly true, would I do it?? . . .
I called Ross in to read this one too. We had a great laugh. Thanks for passing on the fun :)
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